Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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