If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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