Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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