I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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