so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize