i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Randomize
