He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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