I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
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