my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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