and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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