Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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