Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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