I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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