I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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