I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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