new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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