Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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