yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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