ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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