i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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