This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
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