pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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