i need an iv and a liver transplant
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
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I need you to use more vowels.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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