I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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