**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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