How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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