Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
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