I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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