Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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