pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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