We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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