You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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