new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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