Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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