This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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