I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
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