I wannas sexs uuuuu
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
you are never too drunk for berry picking
My day in three words: secret purse cake
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
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