I wish I could teleport
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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