what if I'm pregnant?
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What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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