bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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