I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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