Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
FUCK WHALES
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