shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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