I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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