It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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