I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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