I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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