i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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