Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
