White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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