chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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