She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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