Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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