So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
We need to rekindle our bromance
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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