if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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