I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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