Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
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