stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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