dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Randomize
