So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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